Friday, December 28, 2012

Attractive, Living Men That Are Also Famous

Unless you've been in a coma for the last 4 months and just woke up an hour ago, you are well aware that the folks of People have named Channing Tatum Sexiest Man Alive 2012. They have a complete list of Sexiest Men Alive on their website. Let's not pretend you haven't already examined it.

You have seen this cover before.
A friend and I were doing our own scan of this year's list and found it to be a bit ... lacking. We have 2 major complaints: firstly, the entire thing is somehow called Sexiest Man Alive when it really should be called Sexiest Man Alive Who Is Also Very Famous Although As The List Goes On They Either Get Hightly Unknown or Highly Average Looking Because There Are Honestly Not 186 Incredibly Hot Guys Out There Whose Names Most Americans Know.
That brings us to the second problem: there are not an endless amount of dead sexy famous men that are still alive today. And the people behind People always have to bring new names, each and every year. Unfortunately, it's not like 50 stunningly attractive, chiseled guys have the decency to become household names in a year. That would be a lot of breakout stars.

But! My friend and I are not the sort to merely complain about a problem. We immediately sprung to action and labored an entire afternoon to give you the following list of At Least Somewhat Attractive and Definitely Famous Living Men Sorted by Hotness. There are 30.


Friday, December 14, 2012

Dress And Shoe of the Year 2012

It's the middle of December, and that means it's time for us Egos to crown the best dress and the hottest shoes of the year. Because this is our second year of doing this (check out the top dress and shoes of 2011 here), we've gone ahead and declared it tradition. Last year, our grand winners were Nina Dobrev in a Donna Karen stunner at the Emmys and a gorgeous pair of Valentino lace pumps.

So, this year. 2012.

Although it may feel like twenty-twelve wasn't the most exciting year for red-carpet glamour, everybody remembers our top pick for best dress. Personally, this is my favorite and so I'm thrilled to present you with


THE BEST DRESS OF 2012

 Gwyneth Paltrow in a stunning white ensemble at the Oscars. Quite possibly the only time a cape has successfully been worn on the red (purple-ish?) carpet and definitely one of the more interesting Oscar looks. The dress and cape are both Tom Ford.
Everybody I showed this thing agreed it was pretty and interesting and gorgeous and new. If you're a person who hates it and is reading this right now, please comment that and increase my statistical diversity.


Moving on...


THE BEST SHOES OF 2012

 These really pretty Giuseppe Zanotti heels won Best Shoes. I'm not sure why or how, but something about them appeals to me very, very much. You know, I was this close to picking something a bit more 'fierce' but then I thought, damn, I love these way too much.

So that's that. On a side note, notice how just the dress (without the cape) paired with the shoes makes for a wedding outfit. What does that say about us Egos?

Now what do you think? How horrible (or awesome? Maybe a bit awesome?) do you think this year's picks are? Will you perhaps get married in them? Be sure to leave a comment!

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Half Life: Full Life Consequences

If you haven't seen this one yet, you should. Full Life Consequences is a hilariously bad Half-Life fanfic you can read here, and below is the dramatic reading of chapter one, set to music and video.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Politically Correct Terms I

Note: the word "politically correct" is being used loosely here. All credit goes to: http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/205.html

a woman.................a person of gender
actress.................actor
affliction..............condition
afro-american...........african-american
alien...................relative
alimony.................back salary
alive...................temporarily metabolically abled
angry...................passionate
animal trainer..........interspecies communicator
animals.................non-human beings
anti-abortion...........pro-life
argue...................share
argued..................shared feelings
arguing.................sharing
bad.....................different
bald....................comb-free
bald....................hair disadvantaged
ballboy.................ballchild
barmaid.................bar attendant
beautiful...............different
belief..................tentative inclination
bisexual................sexually non-preferential
blind...................visually challenged
blow one's nose.........deal with one's handkerchief
body odor...............nondiscretionary fragrance
book....................processed tree carcass
books...................processed tree carcasses
boring..................charm-free
boy.....................oppressor-to-be
boyfriend...............unpaid sex worker
broken home.............disfunctional family
brotherhood.............siblinghood
bum.....................displaced homeowner
cattle ranch............cattle concentration Camp
certain.................reasonably sure
certainly...............probably
certainty...............reasonable likelihood
chairman................chairperson
chicano.................person of color
cigarette smoking.......assault with a deadly weapon
clever..................different
closed..................somewhat unopen
clumsy..................uniquely coordinated
complain................share
conservative............reactionary
conservative............right wing extremist facist pig
convict.................ocially seperated
corpse..................nonliving person
crazy...................emotionally different
dead people.............disfunctional earth children
dead....................metabolically different
deaf....................aurally inconvenienced
deaf....................visually oriented
deformed................special
delicatessen............corpse farm
devil...................God's mischevious offspring
dirty...................consciousness expanding
disability..............special challenge
disabled................differently abled
disease.................condition
dish washer.............utensil sanitizer
dishonest...............ethically disoriented
disorganised............non-traditionally ordered
dog.....................canine companion
dominant................opressive
dominate................opress
dominated...............opressed
domination..............opression
doorman.................access controller
drooling drunk idiot....person on floor
drug addict.............chemically challenged
drunk...................spatially perplexed
dumb....................neuronically challenged
economically exploited..differently advantaged
egg ranch...............hen rapery
elderly.................longer living
european................Mutant Albino Global Minority
evil....................potentially good
false teeth.............alternative dentation
false...................seemingly not entirely correct
farmer..................exploiter of mother earth
farming.................exploiting mother earth
fat.....................stout
feminism................equitism
feminist................equitist
filthy..................consciousness expanding
fireman.................firefighter
fishing.................raping the oceans
foul....................challenging
freak...................gift from God
fur.....................dead animal skins
gang....................youth group
genius..................mentally different
ghetto..................pre-integrated pre-nirvana
girl friday.............assistant
girl watching...........street harassment
girl....................female person
girlfriend..............acquaintance rape survivor
girlfriends.............unpaid sex workers
girls...................young female persons
gorgeous................different
graffiti................people's art
grammar.................ethnocentric white patriarchal
restructuring
of language
great...................different
hairdresser.............hair stylist
hamburger...............seared mutillated animal flesh
hate....................dislike
hates...................dislikes
he or she or it.........h'orsh'it
he......................she
hearing person..........temporarily aurally abled
heir....................inheritron
heiress.................inheritron
heroine.................hero
heterosexual............blatantly heterosexual
history.................his'n'herstory
homeless................involuntarily undomiciled
homosexual..............gay
honey...................stolen nonhuman animal sweetener
hopeless................stepping stone
hostess.................host
housewife...............domestic engineer
housewife...............homemaker
humans..................human animals
hunter..................bambi butcher
hurricane...............himmicane
I.......................my humble self
ignorance...............alternative wisdom
ignorant................differently wise
illiterate..............alternatively schooled
illogical...............differently logical
immature................childlike
impaired................challenged
in fact.................seemingly
incompetent.............of different interests
inferior................different
inmate..................guest
inmates.................guests
insane people...........selectively perceptive
insolvent...............illiquid
intellect...............intuition
intelligence............intuition
intelligent.............intuitive
janitor.................environmental hygienist
jew.....................Jewish person
judge...................consider
junkie..................substance abuse survivor
kid.....................young person
kids....................young people
kinsmen.................kin
lazy....................of different interests
learning disability.....self-paced cognitive ability
leather.................dead animal skins
lesbian.................gynocentric be-ing
lesbianism..............gynocentric be-ing
liar....................a person creative with the facts
lie.....................constructive version of the facts
literary criticism......lit crit
logger..................treeslayer
lost....................temporarily misoriented
lover...................spouse equivalent
lovers..................spouse equivalents
lower classes...........downtrodden
lumberjack..............tree butcher 



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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

3 Young Adult Books That Touched Me, Plus Hunger Games Movie Stills

Phaenomen by Erik L'Homme

A book by a French author that's awfully hard to come by in the USA - I'm actually not sure if it's been published in English. Beatifully written, though, superb plot and nice pacing. Technically it's a science fiction novel, because the 4 main characters have super-human powers, but I've always thought of it as more of an ... I don't know what, actually. The plot looks like this: Violaine, Claire, Nicolas and Arthur live in a clinic for teenagers that are pretty much hopeless cases, with other mentally disabled kids. The clinic isn't the nice, cushy place it pretends to be, and in reality the only one who treats them with any respect is one Doctor Barthelemy, who is abducted early in the novel, something that Claire witnesses. The crew decides that the clinic holds nothing for them and choose to try and save the good doctor. First they search his room, the only clue they find being a paper belonging to the Doctor. They trek all over France in their search when they come to the attention of the kidnappers, and the organization behind them. The baddies do what anybody else would, namely, hire a team of hitmen. Only our little team have the aforementioned "superpowers", which they slowly begin to discover and use. However, they aren't exactly bright, these kids, and there was a reason they were sent to the clinic for mentally disabled children.
I realize the plot sounds a little over-done and certainly weird, but the last thing this book is a stereotype. The four have this humanity surrounding them, and a way of making you love them even though they operate on a different mental level than you, and not necessarily a better one. They're not genius, they're not super strong, but they have incredible minds with an incredible, touching way of looking at the world.
Since I doubt you'll be reading this one anytime soon, I'll tell you how it ends. (That means SPOILER ALERT, guys).
They die. The hitmen shoot them dead while they're trying to run away. At least that's how I remember it, because I read this book a few years back.
I cried.
It's actually 3 books in one big, 500+ page book. Or it's a big book divided in 3 smaller books. You choose.



Story Time by Edward Bloor

This story is actually kind of morbid and creepy. It's also freakishly fascinating and thought-provoking. I found a really good summary on Teenreads.com, namely this one, and I've taken an awfully large quote from it.
George Melvil, certifiable genius, and his niece Kate Peters, certifiable shoo-in for the lead in Lincoln Junior High's production of "Peter Pan," are offered spots at the prestigious Whittaker Magnet School. Whittaker Magnet, known for having the highest standardized test scores in the country, is housed in the same building as the supposedly haunted county library. While Kate has zero desire to attend a basement school full of brainwashed test-takers, George is intrigued by the opportunity to attend a school where he won't be judged unfairly on his small stature and interest in academics.
Their careers at Whittaker Magnet begin with an orientation from the domineering, treacherous Cornelia Whittaker Austin and sightings of a madwoman with a chainsaw in an upstairs window. Things only get stranger from there, involving secret passages, a librarian who only speaks in nursery rhymes, weapons of mass destruction and priceless books that house demons. (...)
So whether you're one of those people who can get a perfect score on the SAT with both eyes closed or if you chew number-two pencils to bits at the very thought of filling in all those circles, STORY TIME will make you think. And smile. And think some more.
 End of quote. Thank you, Teenreads.com. Now this is a book you really can't put down because it's a little unpredictable. I really recommend it, although not to 8 year olds. This is not for you, sweethearts.

Pictured: a really good read.


Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

If you're mad at me for including this on my short list, I understand. All that's being talked about lately is the novel, the movie, the soundtrack, omg trifecta!, blah, blah, blah. But the annoying thing is that this book is really, really good. I'm not going to provide you with a summary, because come on, the book and movie are all that have been talked about lately and don't tell me you didn't go see the movie. I certainly did, and you can read my musing pre-movie and after seeing it here and here. I won't be doing an additional post about the books, though, so consider this the Book Review Post. (By the way, this is the Silver Dreams trifecta: trailer post, movie post, additional post about the actors, books, setting, etc.)
I really liked the movie and I had a bookstore gift card, so I went ahead and bought the first book in the triology, because it made sense. Then I went home, showed off my self-control by leaving it in the bag for a few days, and then snuggeled up with it one afternoon. So.
It was a little weird in the beginning. Something felt ... off and I couldn't figure out what it was. On page 33 I figured out what it was: it's written in present tense, not past. To give you a feeling of how that reads, the rest of this review is in present tense.
Because I'm interested in writing, I pay special attention to character development, word choice, and so on. I notice how Collins always uses the word "say". It comes to my attention that the Capitol isn't described in a very detailed fashion. In my mind, I always picture scenes from the movie because that's what I have to go on, and to picture anything else feels weird. In general, I feel that Collins leaves a lot to the imagination. I'm unsure if this is a good or bad thing. The world Katniss lives in, Panem, is described in little chunks spread throughout the entire novel, and the description is thin.
I feel that Katniss gets an unfair advantage over the others. The arena is perfect for her, as perfect as it can get, because she's familiar with woods and can survive there. If the arena had been, say, full of rocks and cliffs, she would die so much more easily.  Katniss gets an 11 in the pre-game evaluation for some reason that contradicts with what I imagine the Capitol to be like. None of the Career tributes can climb trees, which makes little sense. Rue shows up when Katniss needs her and dies when it's convenient in the plot. I'm sorry, but it felt like that to me.
I know I'm being a little harsh with my criticism here, and I will get to the praise in a minute. Just remember that the other two books listed here I read a long while ago.
The Hunger Games captures a reader's attention in a special way. Firstly because it's a whole new world you dive into, with concepts unfamiliar to you. Second, because the premise for the story - the Hunger Games themselves - is thought-provoking and controversial. Thirdly, there's always something happening in the arena, and that something is life-threatening and something you can't predict. Fourth, the leaving-everything-to-the-imagination thing lets you design this fictional world the way you choose, and that will make you happy.
I wonder how the mental imagery while reading is for those who haven't seen the movie. Does it make the book better or worse? Here are some movie stills showing District 12, the Capitol and the Arena.

Notice how this is awfully similar to the arena. But this is what I imagined District 12 like. It fits the description well enough.
This I imagine differently. I'm referring to the outfits more than anything
I mean, come on. Let's get really outlandish here! Make the tributes memorable!
This dress reminds me of a tomato. Does not remind me of book description. Not sure which one I like better.
I really like the movie outfits here. Actually, the entire chariots scene was well done.
See, extravaganz. There it is! Look at it!
Reminds me more of a gym locker room than what I read in the books. Again, unsure which one is better.
I have trouble remembering the faces, let alone names, of half of the tributes. Is the foxy girl really named Foxface? She isn't, right? Tell me she's not!
This is Katniss' natural habitat. I'm actually unsure if this is her hunting behind District 12 or the arena. I'm leaning towards the later.
Go, Katniss! RUNRUNRUN! I was cheering her on like a crazy person during the movie.
I just added this because it was funny. It's a promo, I think.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

The Hunger Games Was Awesome

The Hunger Games movie staring Jennifer Lawrence was fantastic. I've never read the books, but I bought the first one today because I loved the movie so much. How many of you cried when Rue died? There was a girl in the movie theater a few seats back who was bawling her eyes out. My friend and I made were wiping away stray tears with tissues.
And when the Gamemakers (is that what they're called? I'm sorry, I don't know) tried to kill Katniss with fire, or when the other tributes were trying to kill her and she was up that tree, or when she got bit by that freaky wasp, we were holding hands and quietly cheering her on. I think there's something in Katniss' personality that appeals to people, no matter what age. She's strong but still fails, and still cries. And you want her to win. No matter what, you want her to win.
The crowds in the main city - you see them and you think they're sick. Absolutely disgustingly revoltingly sick. But then you think, what about me? If you were in one of the better-off districts you'd be one of them too. It's thought-provoking, and probably what made me decide to buy the book. You want to see more of this crazy world because it works. It makes sense, in a twisted way. And you want good to win, but how do we define good? Did the Gamemaker deserve his death at the end of the movie? Wasn't he good too, in a way? But then you remember that he is (was?) Gamemaker - he designed the bloody public death arena several times, and you can't forgive that.

Can you?

Sunday, March 25, 2012

I Totally Destroyed My Laptop Screen

I have an ASUS F3s, it looks like this:
Or something.
And it's a nice laptop for me, one that I've had for over 2 years now. Meaning the warranty? Yeah, not happening.
Let me give you the story.
I set my (running) laptop on the floor next to my bed and get up, accidentally push a chair with wheels over to my laptop and hear a quiet crack. I shrug and go drink some water. When I come back, I pick it up. Now please note that the chair was in no way ON my laptop, just touching it, you know? Like it nudged my precious little ASUS or something. Anyway, I suspect nothing until I pick it up, when suddenly, shock.
Major, major shock, because the happy little turtle who belongs in my background? One of his flippers and a good part of his shell are covered by freaky lines on my screen. I have a good inch of these vertical lines on the top of my screen. These are partially big turquoise blocks, partially scary neon green lines, and partially a black and white haze. Also, off to the side a little bit I have about a half inch of colorful lines running down my screen.
I freak out.
Majorly.
Hoping for some dumb reason that restarting my computer would fix this (I'm a Windows user, it's my default Troubleshooting Step 1), I try that. Of course, it doesn't work. The lines are still present, thank you very much. Everything else still works, though, and if I put forth a super lot of effort I can see through those lines, so I decide to Google. Of course, as soon as I've opened my browser I can't see any search bars or the like, because hey, lines! After blindly clicking the general region of the Minimize button, I find it (yay!) and then rescale the browser so it fits right into the large square where there are no lines. This happens to be the part of my screen featuring the happy little turtle.
After 10 minutes of hopeless searching, I come to the conclusion that this is unfixable. It's either the graphics card or the monitor, and I'm leaning towards the later. That means I actually have to replace it, something I lack the money and the skill to do. I'm sorry, I'm not one of those people who can buy a replacement off of Ebay and then get this shit done with only a screwdriver and an Youtube tutorial. I'm afraid I would break the entire thing.
And like I said, broken laptop monitors don't really fit into my budget. Since the things is still technically functional I'll have to keep using it for awhile. Oh God, why did this happen to me? Life is so unfair.

I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. Would one of you guys like to buy me a new screen? No? Okay, I guess. I'll suffer over here on my own.

No, seriously, tell me if you have any ideas. TELL ME! I'm desperate.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Saturday, March 17, 2012

The Star Trek Marshmallow Dispenser

Here it is, in all its glory. Mankind, beware. Also, womankind. Let's just go with everybody.

I'm sorry, but I just can't stop laughing. Look at it. Look at the awkward, oversized plastic fork and spoon combo. It's too funny.

New Fanfiction: Leah Oneshot

Hey guys!

I just finished my latest fanfic, A Year In Minutes. It's a short-ish oneshot, but definitely longer than a drabble, and basically shows Leah's life starting at an unknown point after Breaking Dawn up to Sam and Emily's wedding. Translated, that means about a year and a half summarized in 1,500 words.
Leah now lives in Seattle. It follows her as she makes friends, loses them, worries about money, gets a job, gets a boyfriend, breaks up, writes a book. Main theme is her being over Sam and Emily, which is stated at the beginning and evidenced at the end.
Enjoy.

NCIS Fanfiction Recommendations

Hey guys! I realize I'm doing this kind of late, but in light of NCIS' 200th episode, I thought I'd post some of my favorite NCIS fanfictions. Be warned that I am a Tiva person.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Versatile Chic

Actual Real Live Shoes For $30

There was a huge shoe sale at a department store I like, and I came away with two extremely reduced pairs of shoes ... that cost around $50 together. And they were quality shoes.

They are from Gabor, and I got them for just a little bit more than $30. *Blissful sigh here*
Like the caption will tell you, they were super mega reduced. Seriously, the original price was $130, and I got them for ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS less. And I mean, they're cute. And insanely comfortable. It would have been horrible not to buy them.

This is an awesome, versatile shoe. You should all totally get shoes like this.

Seriously, you can wear these (dark blue, gorgeous) pumps with anything. Think about what that means.
These pumps were marked down to $20, and since they're genuine leather pumps, I mean, come on. Don't try to tell me you don't love them. Don't try to tell me you wouldn't have bought them.

Don't you just adore sales? I mean, a few week ago we were all still moaning about those Guiseppe What's-His-Name shoes that were over one thousand dollars and now we have fantastic footwear for just around 50! This is what they call success, people.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Win A Birchbox Gift Card! Free Givaway

This month there will be a GIVEAWAY!

The contest winner gets a BIRCHBOX GIFT CARD WORTH $15!!! And it's absolutely free!

If you look just under the title graphic, you'll see a tab that says WIN A BIRCHBOX GIFT CARD. Click on there to check out more!!!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

A Glass Is A Complicated Thing

Optimist – The glass is half-full.
Pessimist – The glass is half-empty.
Existentialist – The glass is.
Fatalist – The water will evaporate.
Futurist – The water is in the wrong half of the glass.
Feminist – All glasses are equal.
Narcissist – Look at me in the water!
Polygamist – The more glasses the merrier.
Nudist – The glass isn’t wearing anything. Why should I?
Baptist – The Lord in His infinite wisdom hast giveth us only half a glass of water for a reason!
Evangelist – The glass must repent.
Atheist – There is no glass.
Egoist – My glass is bigger than yours.
The Obsessive/Compulsive – There’s a smudge on the glass.
The Government – The glass is fuller than if the opposing party were in power.
Opposing Party – It is irrelevant because the present administration has changed the way such volume statistics are collected.
Republican – Hey, who drank half of my glass of water?
Anarchist – Break the glass.
Revolutionist – Dump the glass out and fill it again.
Socialist – Share the glass.
Capitalist – Sell the glass.
Corporatist – That glass is ours, and only ours.
Market Consultant – Your glass needs resizing.
Actuary – Personally, I think you paid too much for the glass.
Attorney – The glass is half-empty since it believes its compensation is never enough.
Psychiatrist – What did your mother say about the glass?
Psychologist – How does the water feel about the glass?
Philosopher – If the glass was in the forest and no one was there to see it, would it be half anything?
Sociologist – I don't know, but it was nice talking about it.
Engineer – The glass is twice as large as its necessary parameters.
Physicist – The cylinder is neither full nor empty. Rather, each half of the cylinder is full, one with a liquid, one with a gas.
Logician – Please define 'glass' more precisely.
Mathematician – I don't know if it's half-full or half-empty, but I can tell you an answer exists!
Combinatorialist – The task of choosing an arbitrary water molecule has been reduced to 2 subcases.
PC User – Let's restart it and maybe it will fill up this time.
Mac User – I swear! Apple invented water…or at least made it much better!
Linux User – I’ll turn the water back into oxygen and hydrogen, then take a glass cutter and cut off the top half of the glass. Finally, I'll recompile the water, then drink it…and eat the glass.
Microsoft – The rest of the water will be in the next release.
Pascal Programmer – Well, what type of water is it?
C Programmer – I drink straight from the tap.
Assembly Programmer – I drink straight from the river.
Multimedia Author – That glass is free; the next one you have to pay for.
Copyrights Protection Fanatics – Somebody drank my water and didn’t pay for it!
Free Software Foundation – The water is Nature’s gift to all mankind!
CIA – What makes you think that’s water?
NSA – We know what it really is.

All credit goes to:  http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=2860102

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Awesome Quotes: Human Laws

Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl. -Benjamin Jowett 

 Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. -Unknown

 When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. -Unknown

 Most "How-to" instructions are languages not of this world. -Robert's Conclusion

 Trying is the first step towards failure -Slayer
 
No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less. -Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom
 
It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.  -Canada Bill Jone's Motto

No matter where you stand, no matter how far or fast you flee, when it hits the fan, as much as possible will be propelled in your direction, and almost none will be returned to the source.- John L. Shelton

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito. -Unknown

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat, butter facing up. The two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago. -Omni

 How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. -Unknown

 If no one uses it, there's a reason. -Unknown

 If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what happens today. -Unknown

 If things appear to be going well, you have overlooked something. -Unknown

Note: all credit goes to coolquotescollection.com

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Alright, So What Type of Headache Is It?

I get headaches. Presumably, I'm not the only person in the nation who deals with those babies on a regular basis, but ... damn. It's no fun (obviously, but still. Bear* with me here, please.) So whenever I get one of my headaches, I usually just pop some Ibuprofen and then go on with my day ... only to swallow the next tablet in a mere 2 hours, decide I've had enough drugs for the day and then rent a movie to watch in the evening.
Yes. The perfect coping strategy.
Only, no. It sucks. The real problem is that I get (milder) headaches often, and those can be fixed with a little medication. However. I can't swallow a pill every two days, now, can I? Second problem is that sometimes, I get headaches that seem to last forever and just won't go away, no matter what pain relievers I take.
Because of the obvious difference in the two "types", I've turned to the internet to figure this stuff out.
More precisely: I turned to this symptom-checker thing, which told me that I probably have migraines. Great. I googled "migraines", and Wikipedia told me this:
Migraine is a chronic neurological disorder characterized by moderate to severe headaches, and nausea.
Well, if that isn't great. I don't want any sort of chronic neurological disorder, mainly because the words chronic and disorder have never meant good things. So what do I do? I turn to denial. I can't possibly get migraines because I don't experience nausea. Yes. That's a good argument. And who ever said that my symptom checker was any good in the first place?
So if it's not a migraine, what is it? The next choice would be tension headaches (recently renamed tension-type headaches, for reasons unknown to me), whatever that is. I checked Wikipedia, and found all sorts of unhelpful this like  tension-type headache pain is typically mild to moderate, but may be severe, most common type of primary headache (note: there are primary headaches? Does that mean there are secondary ones, too?) and all sorts of other things that basically meant: if your head hurts, or any other body part for that matter, be it spine, back, eyes, really, nobody cares, so if it hurts in a constant-pressure sort of way, this is your "illness". There ya go.
So I think I'll just go with that, since these guys apparantly account for 90% of all headaches ever, so the chances I'm right are pretty high.

*yes, it's bear with me. I googled. Have I ever mentioned how often I google?

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Dresses, Shoes, An Utter Lack Of Cash

Leah Adds Some Glam To La Push

I spent a good part of my day yesterday looking at shoes online, and since I am female you can guess what happened to me: I fell in love. I need to go out and do some serious shopping, I think.
Like I could ever afford those Louboutins anyway. Like I could walk in them.
But they're so pretty ... decidedly unfair.
Also, dresses. You know, dresses were never my thing all that much, but OH MY GOD SO PRETTY. I even went so far to create one of those Polyvore sets with it. There it is, in all its glory. Ignore the crap it says on the top - I had to justify its existence somehow and I decided making it for a fanfic was the way to go.
But! I will have you know that I have included an outfit for everybody. On the upper left, the white dress you see? Only $48 (mango.com). Yeah. Exactly. And the shoes that go with it? A mere $65, they're Steve Madden. Now, that makes for a stunning outfit at the delightful price of $113, which is almost something I'd be able to pay.
For the richer amongst us, the turquoise lace dress on the upper right goes for $2675 (matthewwilliamson.com). This is what's in the dress description:
"This beautiful, thigh grazing mini features a hand embroidered satin applique and cording detail and is finished with a scalloped edged hem. The youthful, Rainbow Lace dress offers a slim fitting silhouette, with invisible zip fastenings to the centre back and to the sleeves. This luxurious mini also features a detachable, tonal, silk slip with adjustable straps."
 Boom. The shoes are Louboutins, and therefore not cheap either. On the bottom right, we have a Herve Leger dress that goes away for $1160, and Giuseppe Zanotti shoes that will cost you $1040. Yes, friends. Those shoes cost one thousand dollars. You will never own them. (I'm sorry)
The pick for the half-wealthy would be one of the remaining three: The top middle outfit would cost a total of $480, the lower left one $520 and the lower middle one $859. It's worth noting that the shoes aren't the problem here, the dresses are the pricey babies.
Still. I want it all - everything. If only I were rich.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Lucy And Her Purple Dress

Lucy And Her Purple Dress

Hey guys! So I went ahead and discovered the wonder that is Polyvore. This is my first attempt at a set, so ... advice? Please?! Because I'm pretty sure I need it.
Anyway, this was made in regards to Taking Nothing On Faith, and pretty much shows what Lucy wore to her first three dates with Embry. Yes, I know that those dates aren't posted yet. Patience! It's a virtue, after all.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

How To Cover Up A Bruise

Hey guys!
Today I saw this picture of Sarah Jessica Parker, sporting cool shoes and an ugly bruise. She's on the red carpet, and she has a bruise. I mean, that's just wrong.
We all get bruises. It's human and all of that - but I think we can all agree on the fact that bruises aren't very pretty. Especially if you have an event you need to go to, and you're going to be wearing a dress. So how can bruises be covered up?

Monday, January 23, 2012

What Are Rage Comics?

Recently, I had a friend ask me what Rage Comics are, and I was pretty shocked. So, as a small favor to this person, today we're going over the "main characters" of Rage Comics, I'll show you what a completed comic looks like and where you can find them online.

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Joseph Ducreux Memes
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Sunday, January 22, 2012

Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People



The English lyrics are in the video. Since we're putting forth an effort to learn a tiny bit of Italian this week, here are the lyrics in Italian: (I don't know if they're right. I don't speak Italian)

Robert ha una mano veloce.
Si guarderà intorno alla stanza, non vi dirà il suo piano.
Ha una sigaretta arrotolata, appendere fuori la sua bocca è un ragazzo cowboy.
Si trovò una pistola sei tiratore.
Nel suo armadio papà nascosti in una scatola di cose divertenti, e io non so nemmeno cosa.
Ma lui sta arrivando per te, sì sta arrivando per te.


 Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio correre, meglio correre, correre più veloce la mia pistola.
Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio che correre, correre meglio, più velocemente di quanto la mia pallottola.

 Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio correre, meglio correre, correre più veloce la mia pistola.
Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio che correre, correre meglio, più velocemente di quanto la mia pallottola.


Papà lavora una lunga giornata.
Egli è tornato a casa tardi, sì sta arrivando a casa tardi.
E lui mi porta una sorpresa.
'Causa cena in cucina ed è confezionato in ghiaccio.
Ho aspettato per molto tempo.
Sì, la leggera della mia mano è ora un grilletto veloce,
Ho ragionare con la mia sigaretta,
E dire che i vostri capelli in fiamme, è necessario avere perso il senno, sì.
  Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio correre, meglio correre, correre più veloce la mia pistola.
Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio che correre, correre meglio, più velocemente di quanto la mia pallottola.

 Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio correre, meglio correre, correre più veloce la mia pistola.
Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio che correre, correre meglio, più velocemente di quanto la mia pallottola.


So there you have it. But please note that this was translated using Google, so it's a really crappy translation. It has to be, I mean, it's Google Translate.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Is Internet Explorer Really That Bad?

Here are some numbers, presented in a pie chart, presented by TechRepublic.


Dear Abby Shares Some Genius - And So Do I

DEAR ABBY: I have a friend with whom I exchange birthday and Christmas gifts. I make a great deal of effort to find things I know she would like, and I have been quite successful. My friend, however, buys me things I suspect she would like for herself (...)This kind of exchange has been going on for years, and I don't remember receiving one gift I could really use. What can I say to her? -- PEEVED IN PITTSBURGH

DEAR PEEVED: To say something would be rude. I do have a suggestion, however. On the next gift-giving occasion, give your friend some things you would like. Example: A pretty fan to accessorize a summer dress, a jar of your favorite jam, a novel or two you would enjoy reading -- and then you can agree on a gift exchange. Problem solved.

SILVER DREAMS: Honestly, Pittsburg-ett? Please get over yourself. Okay, okay, so you want to get things you actually like / have a use for. But I think you friend wants to show you the things she likes, and why they are so awesome. She wants to share a little piece of her life with you, which is sweet.
Do the gift exchange thing.

Sugar Waxing - To Wax Or Not To Wax?

It's winter, it's cold out, and therefore long pants season. So nobody in their right mind shaves their legs (not to mention that razor blades are expensive). That leaves you, changing into your comfy pajama pants, when you suddenly look down at your leg hair and think: I look like an ape.

Things You Can't Do When You're Married

... according to some tweeters.

What Is Jango, And Why Is It Awesome?


Friday, January 20, 2012

So You're Going To Italy?

...and don't speak a single damn word of the language? Here are ten must-know phrases that will probably not help much at all, but hey, it's a start!

Let's All Revamp Our Nailpolish Collections

If you're like me, you have at least 10 old bottles of nail polish standing around - colors that you will never put on again, because they are ugly or whatever. Today I'm bringing you a list of the shades that ought to go and the ones you want instead.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy: II

If you haven't read the first one, do that here first.

So now that I've gone ahead and read all of the Hitchhiker books (except for the last one by the Artemis Fowl author guy), and for the life of me, I can't remember what happened. At all. I've got details in my head, like mice where running the world ... in the second book? Maybe? And wasn't there a TV show to unveil that super-computer that told us about the 42, and that it didn't know the question to go with it? That's from the third, book, am I right? Unless it's the fourth. No, the fourth is the one where everything started contradicting everything else and the fifth is the one where it ultimately stopped making any sort of reasonable sense.

Not that these books make sense in general.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

How To Tell The Difference Between Chinese, Korean And Japanese Writing

Oh, yeah. You can really impress people with this one. I got the idea from Taste of Awesome, if I remember right - the link to that site is up on the left where all the other links are.


Chinese symbols are damn terrifying, people.

Monday, January 16, 2012

10 Things I Love About Star Trek: 2009

I'm not a Trekkie, I'm seriously not. I'm not into the original series, and I think the movies are okay, but I'm not a Trekkie.
Just so, so into the 2009 movie.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Whatever Happened To Megan Fox?

Now that I've mentioned the name, you probably remember her. "The hot lady from Transformers", you say. In case you didn't say that, here's a picture of her:

Duac Acne Gel - A Review

I have mild-ish acne, and my dermatologist gave me this stuff called Duac Acne Gel. It's a facial gel and pretty much like cream only it's partially clear and the consistency is slightly different.
Also, it works wonders.

Why You Should Never, Ever Lose Your Pen

Lost pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no job
No work = no money
No money = no food
No food = you get skinny
You get skinny = you get ugly
Ugly = no love
No love = no marriage
No marriage = no children
No children = alone
Alone = depression
Depression = sickness
Sickness = death

Awesome Quotes

1. A day without sunshine, is, like, night.


Sunday, January 8, 2012

What Your Favorite Rose Color Says About You

Could also be interpreted as a 2012 horoscope based on your favorite rose color, I guess. It even tells you what people you annoy and what people you like. Well, more like the favorite rose color of the people you annoy and the favorite one of the people you like.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Dark Wedding Dresses

I, for one, am a huge fan of the whole dark-wedding dress idea, but everybody I've talked to seems to think it's crazy (or gothic or freaky or punk or strange or embarrassing). So it's kind of my duty to show you just how awesome they can be.