Friday, December 28, 2012

Attractive, Living Men That Are Also Famous

Unless you've been in a coma for the last 4 months and just woke up an hour ago, you are well aware that the folks of People have named Channing Tatum Sexiest Man Alive 2012. They have a complete list of Sexiest Men Alive on their website. Let's not pretend you haven't already examined it.

You have seen this cover before.
A friend and I were doing our own scan of this year's list and found it to be a bit ... lacking. We have 2 major complaints: firstly, the entire thing is somehow called Sexiest Man Alive when it really should be called Sexiest Man Alive Who Is Also Very Famous Although As The List Goes On They Either Get Hightly Unknown or Highly Average Looking Because There Are Honestly Not 186 Incredibly Hot Guys Out There Whose Names Most Americans Know.
That brings us to the second problem: there are not an endless amount of dead sexy famous men that are still alive today. And the people behind People always have to bring new names, each and every year. Unfortunately, it's not like 50 stunningly attractive, chiseled guys have the decency to become household names in a year. That would be a lot of breakout stars.

But! My friend and I are not the sort to merely complain about a problem. We immediately sprung to action and labored an entire afternoon to give you the following list of At Least Somewhat Attractive and Definitely Famous Living Men Sorted by Hotness. There are 30.



30. Mark Wahlberg
29. Andrew Garfield
28. Ryan Reynolds
27. James Marsden
26. Eric Winter
25. Kellan Lutz
24. Patrick Dempsey
23. Robert Downey Jr.
22. George Clooney
21. Jared Padalecki
20. Iker Casillas
19. Justin Timerlake
18. Harry Shum Jr.
17. Isiaih Mustafa
16. Tom Welling
15. Milo Ventimiglia
14. Ian Somerhalder
13. Matt Damon
12. Bradley Cooper
11. Enrique Iglesias
10. Chace Crawford
9. Chris Hemsworth
8. Channing Tatum
7. Chris Pine
6. Alex Pettyfer
5. Lance Gross
4. Josh Duhamel
3. Orlando Bloom
2. Chris Evans
1. Matt Bomer


How many did you know? How many did you find sexy, and who do you think was missing? Leave us a comment!

2 comments:

  1. Justin Timerberlake auf Platz 19? Nein, nein, nein! Das ist eindeutig zu nett von euch! :D

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  2. stimmt :DD aber wen würdest du denn dann da hinpacken?
    Ich wette, am montag, werden wir die liste nochmal überarbeiten :D

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