Unless you've been in a coma for the last 4 months and just woke up an hour ago, you are well aware that the folks of People have named Channing Tatum
Sexiest Man Alive 2012. They have a complete list of Sexiest Men Alive on their website. Let's not pretend you haven't already examined it.
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A friend and I were doing our own scan of this year's list and found it to be a bit ... lacking. We have 2 major complaints: firstly, the entire thing is somehow called
Sexiest Man Alive when it really should be called
Sexiest Man Alive Who Is Also Very Famous Although As The List Goes On They Either Get Hightly Unknown or Highly Average Looking Because There Are Honestly Not 186 Incredibly Hot Guys Out There Whose Names Most Americans Know.
That brings us to the second problem: there are not an endless amount of dead sexy famous men that are still alive today. And the people behind People always have to bring new names, each and every year. Unfortunately, it's not like 50 stunningly attractive, chiseled guys have the decency to become household names in a year. That would be a lot of breakout stars.
But! My friend and I are not the sort to merely complain about a problem. We immediately sprung to action and labored an entire afternoon to give you the following list of
At Least Somewhat Attractive and Definitely Famous Living Men Sorted by Hotness. There are 30.
