Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl. -Benjamin Jowett
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. -Unknown
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. -Unknown
Most "How-to" instructions are languages not of this world. -Robert's Conclusion
Trying is the first step towards failure -Slayer
No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less. -Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom
It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. -Canada Bill Jone's Motto
No matter where you stand, no matter how far or fast you flee, when it hits the fan, as much as possible will be propelled in your direction, and almost none will be returned to the source.- John L. Shelton
People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito. -Unknown
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat, butter facing up. The two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago. -Omni
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. -Unknown
If no one uses it, there's a reason. -Unknown
If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what happens today. -Unknown
If things appear to be going well, you have overlooked something. -Unknown
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