Monday, February 27, 2012

FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted

Spoiler: there are actually only 8.

 
So the next time you're out grocery shopping and the strange man down the aisle seems so familiar - where did you see him again? Oh yeah, he's that serial killer on the FBI's Most Wanted list - you can a) put really really shitty people behind bars, b) become a hero, and c) earn money (yes, they give you money), just by helping the USA catch killers, and drug dealers, and rapists, and terrorists. Oh, this is so easy.
Or ... not. The Top Ten are awfully illusive, although we have captured James Bulger, who, amongst other things, was charged with 19 (NINETEEN!) counts of murder, and we recently killed Bin Laden, the terrorist. They're still on the list, though, so it's really more the Top Eight.


Joe Luis Sanchez
Crime: 4 murder counts, one of which was his girlfriend, who he also (probably) raped and kidnapped, drugs
Reward: up to $100,000
Appearance: White Hispanic male, brown hair, brown eyes, 180 lbs, 5'11'' to 6' tall, tattoos


Glen Stewart Godwin
Crime: 2 counts of murder, escaping from prison multiple times, drugs
Reward: up to $100,000
Appearance: 6'0'', 200 lbs, white male, black salt-and-pepper hair, green eyes, medium dark skin, no tattoes

Eduardo Ravelo
Crime: racketeering activities, conspiracy to launder money and process drugs, Captain in criminal enterprise
Reward: up to $100,000
Appearance: 5'9", 150-180 lbs, black hair (possibly bald), brown eyes, white Hispanic male

 Alexis Flores
Crime: kidnapping and murder of a 5-year-old
Reward: up to $100,000
Appearance: white Hispanic male, 5'4", 130-140 lbs, black hair, brown eyes, light skin

Jason Derek Brown
Crime: murder, armed robbery
Reward: up to $100,000
Appearance: white male, blonde hair, green eyes, 5;10", 170-180 lbs, light skin 

Simion Mogilevich
Crime: participation in multi-million dollar scheme to defraud many investors
Reward: up to $100,000
Appearance: white male, 5'6'' or 5'7'', light skin, 290 lbs, green eyes, grey hair (balding)

Robert William Fisher
Crime: 3 counts of murder, arson
Reward: up to $100,000
Appearance: white male, 6'0'', 190 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, medium build, light skin

Victor Manuel Gerena
Crime: armed robbery, where he injected bound hostages with an unknown serum
Reward: up to $1,000,000
Appearance: white Hispanic male, 5'6'' to 5'7'', 160 to 169 lbs, brown hair, green eyes, dark/medium skin

My infos are from the official FBI website   

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