The Star Trek Marshmallow Dispenser

Here it is, in all its glory. Mankind, beware. Also, womankind. Let's just go with everybody.

I'm sorry, but I just can't stop laughing. Look at it. Look at the awkward, oversized plastic fork and spoon combo. It's too funny.

I Thought You Said You'd Shoot Them

This guy obviously knows what he's doing.

Funny One-Liners

1) Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.