Showing posts with label why you shouldn't lose your pen. Show all posts
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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Why You Should Never, Ever Lose Your Pen

Lost pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no job
No work = no money
No money = no food
No food = you get skinny
You get skinny = you get ugly
Ugly = no love
No love = no marriage
No marriage = no children
No children = alone
Alone = depression
Depression = sickness
Sickness = death