How To Cover Up A Bruise

Hey guys!
Today I saw this picture of Sarah Jessica Parker, sporting cool shoes and an ugly bruise. She's on the red carpet, and she has a bruise. I mean, that's just wrong.
We all get bruises. It's human and all of that - but I think we can all agree on the fact that bruises aren't very pretty. Especially if you have an event you need to go to, and you're going to be wearing a dress. So how can bruises be covered up?

What Are Rage Comics?

Recently, I had a friend ask me what Rage Comics are, and I was pretty shocked. So, as a small favor to this person, today we're going over the "main characters" of Rage Comics, I'll show you what a completed comic looks like and where you can find them online.

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Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People

The English lyrics are in the video. Since we're putting forth an effort to learn a tiny bit of Italian this week, here are the lyrics in Italian: (I don't know if they're right. I don't speak Italian)

Robert ha una mano veloce.
Si guarderà intorno alla stanza, non vi dirà il suo piano.
Ha una sigaretta arrotolata, appendere fuori la sua bocca è un ragazzo cowboy.
Si trovò una pistola sei tiratore.
Nel suo armadio papà nascosti in una scatola di cose divertenti, e io non so nemmeno cosa.
Ma lui sta arrivando per te, sì sta arrivando per te.

 Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio correre, meglio correre, correre più veloce la mia pistola.
Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio che correre, correre meglio, più velocemente di quanto la mia pallottola.
 Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio correre, meglio correre, correre più veloce la mia pistola.
Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio che correre, correre meglio, più velocemente di quanto la mia pallottola.

Papà lavora una lunga giornata.
Egli è tornato a casa tardi, sì sta arrivando a casa tardi.
E lui mi porta una sorpresa.
'Causa cena in cucina ed è confezionato in ghiaccio.
Ho aspettato per molto tempo.
Sì, la leggera della mia mano è ora un grilletto veloce,
Ho ragionare con la mia sigaretta,
E dire che i vostri capelli in fiamme, è necessario avere perso il senno, sì.

  Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio correre, meglio correre, correre più veloce la mia pistola.
Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio che correre, correre meglio, più velocemente di quanto la mia pallottola.
 Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio correre, meglio correre, correre più veloce la mia pistola.
Tutti gli altri bambini con i calci pompato è meglio che correre, correre meglio, più velocemente di quanto la mia pallottola.

So there you have it. But please note that this was translated using Google, so it's a really crappy translation. It has to be, I mean, it's Google Translate.

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Dear Abby Shares Some Genius - And So Do I

DEAR ABBY: I have a friend with whom I exchange birthday and Christmas gifts. I make a great deal of effort to find things I know she would like, and I have been quite successful. My friend, however, buys me things I suspect she would like for herself (...)This kind of exchange has been going on for years, and I don't remember receiving one gift I could really use. What can I say to her? -- PEEVED IN PITTSBURGH

DEAR PEEVED: To say something would be rude. I do have a suggestion, however. On the next gift-giving occasion, give your friend some things you would like. Example: A pretty fan to accessorize a summer dress, a jar of your favorite jam, a novel or two you would enjoy reading -- and then you can agree on a gift exchange. Problem solved.

SILVER DREAMS: Honestly, Pittsburg-ett? Please get over yourself. Okay, okay, so you want to get things you actually like / have a use for. But I think you friend wants to show you the things she likes, and why they are so awesome. She wants to share a little piece of her life with you, which is sweet.
Do the gift exchange thing.

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Not that these books make sense in general.

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Lost pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
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No study = fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no job
No work = no money
No money = no food
No food = you get skinny
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